Never forget babe

Your Only As Good As The Bristles On Your Broom

Thanks for taking on these last two years with me. I hit one of my lowest and darkest points and you brought me back when i was so close to tipping over the edge and that is something i’ll never truly thank you enough for. I never took the time to make this site something special to you and us, so in classic cam fashion here its is late, but not never. <3

Testimonials

What People Say About Chelsey

"You know what fuck what everyone else says about chelsey i personally think shes pretty cool"

"Chelsey is pretty dope ngl. I heard she murders fish tho"

"HOLY SHIT I LOVE CHELSEY SHE TAKES ME FOR WALKS AND SOMETIMES EVEN BRINGS A TENNIS BALL"

"Yeah yeah sure homegirl might be cute, beautiful even, but she keeps this broken paddleboard and ive never seen her use it. Makes ya wonder you know"

"She likes plants, I like plants, photosynthesis, what more can i say?"

"20 years from now and i'll still be thinking about that girl. Its rare you meet a girl that every memory of them makes you smile"

"I love that girl, she checks all the boxes for me. Overall id have to give her a 4.5/5 since her quesadillas are pretty mid and im pretty sure her pinky toe on her left foot is slightly longer than the one on her right foot"

"So your from the future and you came back just to ask me about a Witch Ex-girlfriend? is weed legal in the fut... wait come back"

"Chelsey is the most beautiful and unique girl ive ever met. I'm attracted to her looks as much as her personality and im blessed to have been able to spend the time that i did with her"

"Chelsey fucking rocks! But shes also a great example of why we shouldnt let people out of oklahoma"

"I'd murder for Chelsey. I might just be a duck, but im HER duck"

"have you seen my puppies?"

"She'd be mom of the year if she lets me dye my hair flourescant water colored neon yellow"

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I Love You

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COUNTDOWN TO WHAT?!

I'll always choose you

<3

Links to our messages and photos. For posterity.

Im always a quack away

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I’ll always keep this site live. For whatever reason you may might have send me a message in a bottle here and if your lucky, you might just receive some sort of sign back.